| let's share a joke: | | | | the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles |
| | | | | the ball out a few yards. The young man says, "I |
| | | | | don't know about you father, but in my church |
| A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck | | | | when we pray, we keep our head down." |
| behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After | | | | 3:It's Called Golf... |
| three holes, they complained to the greens | | | | The man who takes up golf to get his mind off |
| keeper. | | | | his work soon takes up work to get his mind off |
| | | | | golf. |
| "Sorry guys. That's a group of blind firefighters," | | | | Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has |
| the man explained. They lost their sight saving our | | | | millions of poor players! |
| clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let | | | | Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. |
| them play here any time for free." | | | | The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, |
| | | | | straight and not too often. |
| "That's so sad," the priest said, "I'll say a prayer | | | | There are three ways to improve your golf |
| for them tonight." | | | | game: take lessons, practice constantly ... or start |
| | | | | cheating. |
| "Good idea" the doctor agreed. "I'm going to | | | | An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball |
| contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if | | | | twice ... once before swinging, and once again, |
| there's anything he can do for them." | | | | after swinging. |
| | | | | Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy |
| The lawyer said, “So, why can't they play at | | | | because it cannot count, criticize or laugh. |
| night?" | | | | Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the |
| 2: Golf With Clergy | | | | world are those in front of you, and the fastest |
| A young man and a priest are playing together. | | | | are those behind. |
| At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you | | | | There's no game like golf: you go out with three |
| going to use on this hole my son?" The young | | | | friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three |
| man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you"? | | | | enemies. |
| The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven | | | | Golf got its name because all of the other four |
| and pray." | | | | letter words were taken. |
| The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on | | | | |
