Kids Will Say the Darnedest Things

"Good afternoon, Charlie, welcome to Bart'sunderwear and sewed fire on them. I know why,
House Party!"too! She always says that daddy is cool so I
Charlie blushed revealing his obviousguess she thinks he needs the fire to keep warm
embarrassment. "Hi!"... she's so silly!"
"You know why you're here, right? This is NationalBart was doing his best not to burst out laughing
Firefighter's Week and from what I understand,as he continued the interview.
your daddy is a firefighter.""Why is your mommy silly?"
The studio audience was immediately captivatedCharlie just looked at Bart for a moment with
by this adorable 4-year old on center stage.one of those looks. "She thinks putting fire on his
"So, Charlie, tell me. What do you like best aboutunderwear is going to keep him warm! See what
your dad being a firefighter?"I mean?"
Charlie squirmed in his child-sized chair, shaking his"I do! Does your daddy wear the fire on his
head while giggling ... "I can't tell you."underwear in the summer, too?"
Children like Charlie were why Bart's House PartyCharlie sighed deeply, "Of course! We have air
was the most popular weekly family show. Bartconditioning! But, mommy doesn't know that
took Charlie's response as a queue to ask anotherdaddy isn't really cold ... he's COOL! There's a big
question.difference, you know!"
"Well, if you can't tell me that, let me ask you"Oh? And, what's the difference between being
another question. What makes your dad's job ascold and being COOL?"
a firefighter so funny?"As the camera zoomed in on Charlie, it was
Although the studio filled with laughter, his parentsobvious he was now enjoying all the attention!
were getting a bit nervous not knowing what was"You know! Being COOL is when you're like my
he might say.daddy who helps people and puts out fires and
Charlie had a keen eye for details, even at hisrides in a fire truck. Being cold is when you're
young age. Pointing to Bart's tie, it appeared heoutside in the snow!"
tried to change the subject.The applause was nearly deafening as Bart
"I like your tie. My dad has some stuff with firewalked toward the audience. "Ladies and
on it, too!"Gentlemen, please meet Charlie's dad, the 'cool'
With a surprised look, Bart continued his interview.firefighter!"
"Oh? Does your dad have something with fire onWith the spotlight on Charlie's parents Bart
it?"escorted his parents to take their place on stage
"Yep!"by Charlie.
"Well, Charlie, can you tell me? What does your"Tell me, mom, what about it? Is Charlie right?
dad have with fire on it?"Why do you put fire on your husband's
Charlie's dad was a local hero. This particular yearunderwear?"
had been an especially difficult one as he nearlyObviously blushing, she carefully chose her words.
lost his life more than once in daring rescues."I'm so embarrassed! I never thought he would
Charlie's mom had always made it her goal totell our secret. But the little flames I put on my
keep life at home light and fun, saving her prayershusband's underwear are a reminder to him that
and tears for the midnight hour when all weremy love for him will never grow cold."
asleep. She never wanted Charlie or husband toThe audience's standing ovation made it clear that
know of her ongoing battle to trust God for hislittle Charlie was a star that day. Charlie's mom
safe return after every fire.was presented with a beautiful bouquet of roses
Charlie motioned for Bart to come closer to him.as his dad was awarded the "Firefighter of the
Bart leaned down as he began to whisper in hisYear Award" by Bart's House Party!
ear, careful to hold the microphone so he could beNot many years later Charlie followed in his dad's
easily heard.footsteps as a firefighter. His wife continued the
"My dad's underwear has fire on it."family tradition of sewing flames on the waistband
Charlie leaned back in his seat with a newfoundof her husband's underwear as a reminder that
boldness. No longer intimidated, this littleher love for him never grows cold.
tale-bearer began to unveil his childlike insight.It's true ... "Kids will say the darnedest things!
"I saw mommy do it. She bought daddy new